- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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