Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Do you like fishsticks No

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Cleveland winning something

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

homework

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

Take off your shoes.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Your existance.

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