Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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WNBA

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Mitt Romney penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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