- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

knock knock ... no one was in

I share two rooms with my mother.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

An Asian walks out of the library.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

There's a car about to hit me.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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