A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Cool Brian

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

out of your comfort zone

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Dylan is gay

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

balls

gay marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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