- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Oh, right

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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