Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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