- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

A man walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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