Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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No, Trinidad.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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a man is running away

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Dylan is a person

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Your mom.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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