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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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