How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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to get to the other side.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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