Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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