- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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