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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Guess what? The Game.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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