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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Your existance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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