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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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