Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A Jew! Bless you.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Neither have I

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

I hate blackniggers

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

BOTTOM!!!

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

weston cage

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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