When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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