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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Snarf Nuggets

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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