- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What do you call a black priest? Father

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Homosexuals are gay.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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