There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

brandon ya twwat

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

A man sat on a chair

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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