- Anti Joke

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

DON"T READ THIS!

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Shut the cork up!

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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