- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

What is long and black The unemployment line

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Black people. They are so kind.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Cancer.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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