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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Your mom is so fat...

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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