How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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A black guy gets a job...

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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