- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Jesus was a good guy

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

ugh good riddance

whats a dick a dick

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

shammmm is a lesbian.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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