Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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