What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Yes.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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