Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Anti Joke

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