so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What's up brah brah

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

i can't stand cripple jokes

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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