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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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