What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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