What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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