- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Patriarchy.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Bob dole

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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