Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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The WNBA

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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vaginas

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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