What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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