- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why did the dog eat poop?

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.