Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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