What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Scott Gomez

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Anti Joke

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