- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

baby seal walks into a club

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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