- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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