- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

So, same time tomorrow then?

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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