- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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