- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Land Rovers

Anything involving women..

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Luke Hardie is G@Y

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

my friend is gay hes gay

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