Deadly cancer.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Women's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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