Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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GONNA

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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