In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Win and Beau have no friends

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

12

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Penis.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...