- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

An atheist walks into a church

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

whats long and green? weed

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Welcome to die!

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??