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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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