What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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I am a nigger.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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This one sucks!

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Wheelchair high jump

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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