How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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I Have a Black Friend

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Tell you something funny.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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