Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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