My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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