What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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woman's rights

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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