How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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bob saget

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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