- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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