knock knock? come in

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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