- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

united we sit, cause we're fat

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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