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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.