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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

A dancer walks into a barre

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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