Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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