Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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