- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Dane Cook makes a joke.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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