womens rights

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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