- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

roses are red poo is poo

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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