I put my baby in a microwave.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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