I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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