- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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