i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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