- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Where's my baby??

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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