- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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