- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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