How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

sky silverstein

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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