What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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