- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

i'm hard

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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