- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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