A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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