So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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how man

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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time to spruce up!

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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