Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Women's rights.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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