- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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