- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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