what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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