- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

the economy.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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