- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Dwarf Shortage

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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