Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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