I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A house comes around the corner.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How old is victor? Half past dead

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

womans having rights.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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