why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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