What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Chris is hairy

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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