- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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