- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I'm Polish.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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