- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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