- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

If you just read this, You're dead.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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