- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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