How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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