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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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