What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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jews

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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