- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

the economy.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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