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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

a black man pays his child support

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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