caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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These Jokes suck.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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