- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

God is real.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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