- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Who does creatine? James Cornish

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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