What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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