How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Andoni was here

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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