Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Yes

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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