- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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