- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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