Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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