Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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