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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Knock Knock.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

The american education system.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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