Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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