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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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