What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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