- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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