your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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