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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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