How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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time to spruce up!

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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