- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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