What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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