- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Justin beiber comment if u get it

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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