- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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