- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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